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December 25, 2007

#123 – This time of the year

Filed under: Personal View, thoughts — yael wagner @ 22:58
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I want to have a great year. I’m not being selfish, I want you and yours to have a great one too. Recycling what you may had received via email, here’s your form/check list for a great next year.

Have a Wonderful Great year. If your higher power wants you to be more specific, here you go:
May you
Reach _______________________
Get ________________________
Complete ____________________
Get rid of ___________________
Accomplish ___________________
Learn ______________________
Stop _______________________
Start ______________________
Meet ______________________
Lose _______________________
Gain _______________________
Give _______________________

Leave ______________________
Forgive _____________________
Forget ______________________
Enjoy _______________________
Make _______________________
Find ________________________
Remember ___________________
Share _______________________

Receive _____________________
Listen _______________________
Love ________________________

Be __________________________

Once completed, please print and send to the higher authority of your choice.

Don't say Christmas

Now that we’ve all been blessed, I’m ready to share some thoughts of Christmas.

Years ago, while leaving in Canada, people had campaigned against the establishments wishing Merry Christmas. Christmas, the argument went, is not a holiday shared by all, therefore it’s offensive to me, me and me. Really? Seriously? So if it wasn’t for Christmas, what is the cause for this gift shopping craze? Yes, I’ve spotted Hanukkah gift shoppers here and there, but they are the minority.

As far as i recall, Kwanzaa didn’t yet come to life at that point. The extremists went as far as saying they’ll boycott any Cool Santa store/mall/establishment that its decorations will include “Merry Christmas”. I thought it to be stupid then, and now i think of it as a case of politically correctness going stupid.

I can’t recall anyone saying “this is not a holiday, i should go to work today”. Nor can i recall a non-observer saying “I’m offended by Boxing Day sales, I cannot take advantage of these amazing prices, it’s against my beliefs”. What seasons are we talking about, anyway? Originally it was the celebration of winter. Later, I read, it was the solstice festival. And it kept evolving…the Twelve Days of Christmas are attributed to the Saturnalian traditions of the Romans. You can read more Christmas myths HERE. Rick Shenkman wrote about the Top 5 Myths about Christmas. So weather one likes it or not, it’s Christmas, and the proper greeting is Merry Christmas. To all of us, regardless of religion.Jesus Sukkah

I lost one friend because he perceived my reading of the roots of Catholicism, and worse, my desire to discuss it with him, as disrespectful. Religion can do it to one. So, I don’t want anyone to tell me how I should or shouldn’t celebrate any of my holidays, and I don’t want to be one of those self righteous who want all of us to be alike. Life would be so boring. I love our differences, am happy to be happy with you on Christmas (never refused to attend a good meal), and your Eid, and your Diwali…

True, if I’m a student in a public school, I don’t want to be studying about things that are not part of my own heritage and religion unless we all study about all traditions. Anything else implies that my heritage/religion is not as important. Respect to one’s beliefs should not be proportional to the demographics, so don’t give me the minority BS, or the “this is a Christian country”. Hence, if there’s a Nativity Scene in school, I’d like for Passover to ahve a scene with Moses floating in the basket or crossing the Red Sea. It’s OK to skip the ten plagues. For Sukkot, I want a Sukkah and the school cafeteria should be serving lunch there.

Sounds absurd? to whom? I am still touched by the Hannuka Gelt (Maot or D’mei Hanukkah in Hebrew) a Christian colleague gave me for Hanukkah. we can respect and enjoy from the inside, from the outside… it does not really matter. and it’s CHRISTMAS.

Clarification: The Sukkah pasted here is not a Kosher one. I think the artist referred to it as “SeussSukkah”.

Clipart Credits:

http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/blog/Merry%20Christmas%20cartoon.jpg

http://blog.rabbijason.com/uploaded_images/SeussSukkah-byRabbiJasonMil-753820.jpg

December 15, 2007

#122 – Back in China (November 2007)

Shanghai - Crowd I sit, looking at the browser window as it tries to find its way to this very page – the one you are viewing right now, unless you are in China, which means you have to read the attachment. Thoughts of freedom and free flow of information run through my mind. Like shoes which come in different sizes, freedom comes in different doses. There are places however, where one size fits all is enforced. Walking in too small a shoe can be painful. Binding your feet, as was the tradition for hundreds of years, may break and twist your bones. What does it do to one’s spirit, I wonder. My stomach turns at the thought.

How far can you walk? Bound Feet

I’m trying hard to push out of my mind the images I created after reading numerous stories and visualizing them.

And what if it’s not your foot that is bound, but rather your spirit? how far can your imagination take you if it has been bound tight all your life?

In my first visits to China, I was amazed by the number of students who crowded every bookstore, every shop who sold foreign magazines, art books, anything not Chinese. I looked at them sitting on the floor, on bookshelves for hours, copying paintings from art books, those that you can find in every Borders, B&N or Chapters in the bargains section for $4.99 and up. The books and the magazines looked as if a bulldozer run over them. The people looked hungry for unbinding their mind, imagination, spirit…

Shanghai - the Bund @ night

Not even a year later, some of my classmates were Chinese. My curiosity to learn and understand more about this fascinating country and culture has no limits. The answers however, do.

One of my closest Chinese friends, intelligent, analytical and with unlimited desire for knowledge has a blind spot. His blind spot is China. Long hours and longer nights I struggled to understand. I no longer try. In no other context I would have suspected that his mind is bound, but when it comes to homeland China, nothing it does can be wrong, a mistake or plain stupid.

I can’t pretend I don’t see some reason behind the actions, decisions, choices made by the leadership and the people. All one had to so is to compare Russia’s route to democracy and

Shanghai- Pudong's skyscrapers

freedom to the one China is taking and think of the good of the people; the majority of the people that is. So as I condemn the despicable, I recognize, at least at times, the inevitability of some of these actions.

So I returned to China after not being here for 2 years or so. Tian-An-Men looked smaller than I remembered, and I couldn’t recognize much.

It wasn’t until we landed in Shanghai that I started to realize how much everything changed. Mostly for the better. XinTianDi was crowded as ever. The restaurant across from PortTian An Men squareman is busy as ever. The Brazilian chuseria is still there, and on a Friday night the majority of the patrons is Western. But so many of the Chinese-styles stores are gone; replaced by Western-style ones. it’s cleaner, harder to see jaywalkers, the ticket automates in the subway are much better and there’s the button to shift to an English menu. It seems that many people developed such a button. We are not followed by 5-6 “can I practice my English” students, one here, one there. And instead of the massive “looka, looka, want-a-bag, want-a-watch” intense attacks I grew to hate, it’s one every 50 meters or so.

The knockoff market is gone, banned by Shanghai’s government; but the DVD, CDs are still available in street corners. We never made it to to the land of “reproduced” SW. I’m told it’s still there and busy as ever.XinTianDi

And Face is out. Very much out. How many evening we played pool, only to be beaten by the English who were so much better than us. And there’s room @ the bar.

Cleaner, nicer, and still Shanghai.

On our way to Yu Yuan, we finally find ourselves squeezed in the middle of a tight crowd, mostly Chinese. Fiona, who never lets one down is our tour guide and we follow in step. We push, walk sideways and enter the garden. It didn’t change. And I wish we had the time to sit down and just be. But we have places to see, souvenirs to buy, Shanghai to see. But as I learned long ago, I can count on Fiona to add a special treat or a twist. Our first stop after the garden is not a Chinese souvenir store, but a jewelry heaven, for the silver lovers that is. I leave with a bracelet and two pairs of earrings. Fiona is not far behind, and even Dan found something he coYu Yuan - Shanghai, Yu Gardenuld not resist. And with Fiona one never pays the list price. How Israeli I want to say and no better than that. there’s a lot to say about the Chinese art of negotiation so I say nothing, only smile happily with my new purchases.

And now we are entering the mother of “made in China”. Christmas decorations of any shape, size or color take over about 2 aisles. Chinese souvenirs are all over, and so are ribbons, buttons, hair pins, mobile accessories, gift wrapping items, whatever. I go silly, as you may see once I’ll be done unpacking.

And then there’s nature call. Some things don’t change. The public bathroom, hidden in the basement level [0.20 RMB], smells like something I don’t want to name. the biggest challenge, once one gets over the smell and the line, is how to keep one’s cloth and belonging from touching the floor or any other surface. Hooks may be bought upstairs, but none of them made it down.

And still I love it. I love the city, I love the spirit, can’t have enough of it. And our time here was so short we had no time to get lost in the small streets. I’ll be back; just give me some time.

Photo Credits:
Bound fit in shoes – http://a6.vox.com/6a00d4142efb7f685e00d414357e463c7f-200pi
XinTianDi – http://www.spectrumresearchasia.com/image/proj_xintiandi.jpg
All other photos – Daniel Indrigo, http://www.flickr.com/photos/dindrigo/

December 9, 2007

#121 – I vacation (Part II)

Filed under: I was there, See, Travel — yael wagner @ 16:07

As I get out of the cab, I apologize to the driver, “I’m sorry for lashing so at you. Ive beimg_2619.jpgen using your company for almost two years, and never before a driver lost me in the street. And… I really don’t want to miss my flight.”

I enter the terminal 42 minutes prior to taking off. As I hand my boarding pass to the attendant, he avoids eye contact, picks up the phone and asks the superior being on the other side to open the flight for a bag of a passenger who already checked in on-line. “I’m sorry” I soundlessly mouth. “you need to do a multiple-flights luggage tag”, I add. “i have two more flights before I reach my destination.”

All is taken care of and I’m ready for the security check. there’s one older Asian couple ahead of me. “You need to take off your jacket” the tired TSA guy tells the older man. “the jacket?” the man repeats. “Yes.”

and the shoes too”. “the shoes?” “yes.”

The TSA guy makes eye contact w/me and fakes yawns as he keeps repeating his instructions. “And the belt” I add. “what?”. “You need to take off your belt” I tell the gentleman. He doesn’t understand. Mr. TSA is smiling, I mouth “belt”. He doesn’t get it. can’t lip read. “The belt”, I say for the 5th time. “tell him to remove his belt”. “oh”. “Sir, please remove your belt” he addresses the gentleman, who is struggling with his shoe laces. As I move forward and lay my stuff on the belt, TSA tells me, “we are hiring, you know”. I thank him, laugh and move to pick up my shoes, computer and all.

I made it, and I have about 10 minutes to spare. As I reach the gate, I see familiar face. I can’t help laughing. In all my in-out Israel trips, maybe once or twice I met familiar faces. And here in San Jose I do?! Brisa is watching my bag as I go to get water and a bagel – the first course of my dinner, to be served in installments, over the next 5 hours or so, served in two additional airports.

As I take my seat, I realize that I am, how banal, going on a vacation. 17.5 hours of 3 flights, Chapter #119 completed and one truck ride later, I’m waiting for my ferry ride in a rustic, bad service hangout. Quietly I scan the people around me,Bitch most are destined to spend the next few days with me @ the same resort. I am not too excited with the prospects. Few retirees, few families with overbearing moms and over-spoiled branded kids, few young can’t-take-my-hands-of-you couples… no one that seems to be really interesting. A horrible latte later we board the ferry.

I put knapsack, pocketbook and feet on the front bench, claiming territory, put my best “don’t get near me” look, and hope for a fast quiet ride. Time to start vacationing, right?!

As we are getting ready to leave, another couple climbs in, and my look does not deter them. “excuse me, can we sit here please?” I take an extra second to make my point, before I move the knapsack without a sound.

As the man’s rear end is pushing against my pocketbook inch by inch, the intruding couple is having a quiet conversation. Minutes go by. I reevaluate. Actually they are really likable. I think to myself that I don’t really have to maintain the “I’m a bitch” attitude, and put the pocketbook on the floor. Within seconds we are engaged in a conversation, and I’m reassimg_2601.jpgured; they are indeed very nice and fun to be with. Conversation is flourishing, and by the time we arrive, we already make plans for the week.

 

Just step off the ferry. One little step.

 

TBC

Photos Credits: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JRS3PPA3L._AA240_.jpg

Island photos: Larry K. Stutz

December 6, 2007

#120 – I vacation? (Part I)

Filed under: I was there, Personal View, Travel — yael wagner @ 15:06
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packing

The 6 stages of I Vacation:suitcase

Stage 1- denial
Stage 2 – freaking out
Stage 3 – can’t let go of computer
Stage 4 – Potter by the pool
Stage 5 – I vacation
Stage 6 – I want more

It’s all Eli’s fault. He couldn’t make it. So I got his place. And honestly, how can one refuse an invitation to a Caribbean vacation? Even in workaholic land this is unheard of.

So I accepted Ruti’s invitation and got the plane ticket. Completing a two-week biz trip 48 hours earlier wasn’t about to affect my plans.

And so, I had dinner out on Thursday, upon my return, I had dinner out on Friday. Back from dinner, do you think I started unpacking/packing? That would have been so rational, so “the right thing to do”, so not me. So I didn’t.

I clicked on the DVR’s remote and started scanning the shows recorded while I was gone. By Saturday 4 AM, I was done with the essentials, up-to-date with Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, Samantha Who (embarrassing, I know), and Brothers and Sisters. And with enough room to support a week recording.

Time to go to bed.

By noon I was up. 7.5 hours to flight’s departure, and I act as if it’s you who’s going on vacation. A shower got some sense and minor signs of hysteria into me. Bathing suits, where the hell are they? How humid is it? Too humid. Do I need a sweater? No! And where are my fluorescent flip-flops? don’t know. Where’s my collection of sunblocks? don’t know. Which suitcase is not in the process of getting unpacked? S- – - , I didn’t even water the plants that waited for my loving care for the past two weeks. Other than the one that couldn’t wait any longer…

And why am I still doing emails? Skype?tied to computer

Frantically I type: “I’m freaking out. I can’t remember when was the last time I took a vacation, and trips to Israel don’t count. Do I still remember how to vacation? doesn’t look that way. HELP!!!”

Now I blindly throw stuff into the suitcase. Useless, needed, impractical… who cares. And these flip-flops, where are they?! Looking for them, ignoring two other pairs who can do the job just fine, I waste more time and add to the house mess.

This is most definitely the time to discuss Action Items via Skype, so I do that too.

Solarcaine, where are you? White skin, Caribbean sun and nowhere-to-be-found sunblock is a guarantee to sunburns. I know!

Still doing emails, still Skype-ing, less in denial, more freakish.

Updating out-of-office auto reply, and it’s 5:47. so I call for a cab to show up @ 18:10-18:15. Printing out the boarding pass leads me to believe that the airport and airline will welcome me less than an hour prior to departure.

flip flopsConsidering that I have 3 flights ahead of me, I decide that a 2nd shower is the best way to use the time left before the taxi’s arrival. It is with physical pain that I turn off computer and router.

10 minutes to cab’s arrival, how many T-shirts do I need? Oh, and a sleep shirt too. Friendship may go a long way, all the way to Virgin Islands, but having to share a room… last time I had to pack a sleep shirt was… WHEN? JavaOne, I remember!

Driver calls. Will be there in couple of minutes, running a bit late.

18:17 I’m outside the building. Cab is nowhere to be seen. “where the F – - – are you?” I almost scream. “here” is the brilliant answer. “I’m here, and you are not, so I ask again, where are you?!”

near Togos”. Acid is running OTA. “and do I sound to you as if l live in Togos” I ask. “blink your lights”. The guy is 50 meter north of me. “roll forward, keep going, keep going..” speechless I watch the cab passing me and Taxi from hellcrossing the lights, in a ONE WAY street. Redial and now I sound lethal “maybe you should get glasses, you just passed me”. “i already have glasses” is the stoic answer I get. “turn right, turn right and wait for me @ the corner” I command. The Einstein of cab drivers makes an extra right turn, just for the hack of it.

All fumes I enter. “Go to the airport, San Jose airport, and don’t bother with prolonging the trip via I-280” I command, as I sit down, open the windows to let the wind cool off the frustration surrounding me. I close my eyes. “United to LA” I remember to say.

 

TBC

Photos Credits:

http://linshaolin.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/cropped-show81.jpg
http://images5.squidoo.com/resize.php?filename=lens1530113_suitcase.jpg
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/72/97/22849772.jpg
http://yellowdogknitting.com/blog_photos/flip%20flops%20002.jpg
http://www.baptistcourier.com/1736.taxi.jpg.image

 

December 5, 2007

#119 – FOAM on the Water

Filed under: I was there, Travel — yael wagner @ 21:36
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I do have the ability to find trouble, problem, or stupid embarrassments wherever I am. You may call it chaos theory, but I doubt one needs to take it so far. Call it my special talent. Sounds so much better, right?

That’s the way at home, where I throw the house keys in the garbage only to return hours later, realize they are not in the car, replay the day in my mind and dig in the garbage can into which I throw them in along with the garbage. A month or two later it was a hard drive “case” I was about to return to Frye’s that ended up in the very same can. It wasn’t until Eran asked for it that I was faced with the “oops, I did it again”. A month or so later, this time at work, my dear Amex card joined my lunch leftovers… yes, in the garbage. I didn’t dive in. I just called Amex for a replacement card…. to the replacement card I got from them a week earlier, after its predecessor was left in a very good Brazilian restaurant in Budapest. You think you heard enough? Not yet.

Hard to admit, but business trips have their moments too. Arriving to a customer meeting under-dressed after the airline lost your luggage is the least of my worries. After all, I’ve been there, done that. . .

And then there are REALLY slippery moments, so slippery one may break a leg if not too careful. These are my moments. In the last trip, I managed to flood the bathrooms in all hotels but one. Four out of five if you really need to know. that’s why they put extra towels in the bathroom, right?Hotel Kleber - Front

So keeping this in mind, let’s go back in time… to an earlier biz trip.

 

You see, there’s that hotel in Paris – the personality-rich Hotel Kleber, the hotel that in all my biz trips I stay in. It’s close to our office, to the Metro, to the Arc de Triumph… and has rooms with real personality, lots of reds, bordos and purples on the walls, the beds… the curtains. I love this hotel, with all its quirkiness…

in September I introduced Dan and Jerry to it, and…. lost my calling card there. Hotel Kleber - LobyIn a previous visit however, I did much better.

It was more slippery than I would ever imagine.

Put together hotel staff that already knows me from previous visits, landing exhausted and with a major backache and the pleasant surprise of getting the room with the Jacuzzi.

Hmmm, backache, jacuzzi… couple of hours before I have to get on a call. Soon enough water is running, and bath foam is being added. And added again for a good measure. And again for aching back and neck.

Enter the hot foamy heaven, sink in the water/foam, close the eyes, lean back and feel how peace of mind, neck and back is being restored.

photo_111506_002.jpgAt first it’s fun, I can build towers of foam, castles, abstract sculpturephoto_111506_001.jpgs… the jets are great. Soon however the fun is over. I’m being buried alive under a mountain of foam. there’s no escape, I have to do something. And fast. By now turning off the jets is not enough. I have created a monster.

Soon I learned that you can flash foam, that cold water is a better killer of foam than the hot ones, and that there’s a reason why the foam bottles are small.photo_111506_004.jpg

The battle was long but very clean. Very white too. photo_111506_003.jpg

 

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